For the anon who prompted Steve Rogers/Jemma Simmons - flowers

Steve gripped the bouquet a little tighter and knocked on the door. As he waited, he told the butterflies in his stomach to quit it. Every time it came to asking a girl out, he was 5 foot 6 again.

“Captain!” Jemma smiled, opening the door. “What a pleasant surprise.”

“Ms Simmons,” he nodded. Just the sight of her pretty smile was enough to make his chest feel like it was bursting. He ordered his right foot to cease its nervous toe-tapping.

“Lilium longiflorum,” Jemma commented, and Steve was very confused for a moment until he realised she was referring to the bunch of flowers in his hand. “Endemic to Japan, and a rich source of steroidal glycosides,” she continued, like this was a perfectly normal topic of conversation.

He didn’t know what they were, he’d just picked them because they smelled nice. “They’re for you,” he said, feeling more than a little awkward as he passed them to her.

“Oh!” she said, obviously surprised, but as far as he could tell it was happy-surprised. She held the bouquet to her nose and inhaled deeply. “They’re beautiful, thank you.” That heart-stopping smile again.

She looked at him expectantly and he realised it was his turn to speak again. “I came here intending to ask you to dinner, but maybe I should take you to the botanical gardens instead,” he said with a rueful smile.

“Either would be lovely—or both!” she grinned. Then she stopped. “Ooh, that was presumptuous, wasn’t it?” she backpedalled, with a little shake of her head.

Steve smiled and put his hands in his pockets. “Both sounds great.”

Finally succeeds in writing a (relatively) short prompt fic

For the anon who prompted Darcy Lewis/Agent Triplett - satisfaction

(Despite the dramatic start, this is actually quite fluffy. No warnings apply. Hurt/comfort, first kiss, that kind of thing.)

Darcy slumped against the wall and slid to the floor as Trip pushed the heavy steel door closed, muting the sounds of gunfire from the hall outside.

“You look a bullet for me,” Trip said accusingly, slamming the mag lock into place.

On AO3 if you prefer, or under the cut

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Aims to write a nice quick prompt fill, short enough that it doesn’t need to go under a cut

960 words later…

carmelilla9:

Favourite Trek Episodes - Trials and Tribble-ations (DS9)

 I guess you boys from Temporal Investigations are always on time.

twistedingenue:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

To be fair, Clint’s grocery list doesn’t take much brainpower:1. Coffee2. Pizza3. Tape

twistedingenue:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

To be fair, Clint’s grocery list doesn’t take much brainpower:

1. Coffee
2. Pizza
3. Tape

syncytio:

S.H.I.E.L.D Bases

To celebrate the end of Agents of Shield Season 1 and the (almost) end of MCU Phase 2, here are the S.H.I.E.L.D bases in order of appearance.

akafoxxcub:

BOOB GRAB *AND* RDJ CALLED HIM A DORITO

timsenblue:

Captain America:The Winter Soldier,Sebastian Stan .Chris Evans。Bucky Barnes ,Steve Rogers(from)

timsenblue:

Captain America:The Winter Soldier,Sebastian Stan .Chris Evans。Bucky Barnes ,Steve Rogers(from)

Nothing like some smutty podfic to improve my mood

I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

cesperanza:

limnetic:

Marvel, an MCU fanvid by lim
Music: Festivo by Keiichi Suzuki

—thanks to Speranza, Astolat, and Kate Bolin x [124mb HD DL]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE.

(ALSO ITS OBVS. A VERB, A COMMAND: “MARVEL!”)

How terrifying is James Spader on set? x